21 weeks

Well Sprout, we're more than halfway there.

Things with you have been frightfully uneventful, and it makes people say things like, "Oh just wait" and "it's going to get worse."

As you get to know me you'll soon learn that I have little to no patience for crap like this out of people. It just aggravates me. I hope you don't adopt my short temper and lack of patience with stupid people. Granted, it's up to me to not be that way around you.

I hope you have your father's ability to smile and nod when someone says something absolutely absurd, rude, or gives unsolicited advice.

Because mommy can't do that.

The only thing that's bothering me is how fat you make me feel! 21 weeks in and I'm only up 8-9 pounds, which I guess isn't very much, but I feel really gross. You're worth it though. I just can't tell my chin and hips that. 

I have an appointment on the 18th to see how you're doing, little man. I'm sure all is well. I like seeing you on the screen, watching you squiggle around and kick me. You make me laugh.